My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
What do you call a dog in winter?
What can you catch from a vampire in the winter time?
What’s Irish, stays out all summer and goes inside in winter?
Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
Why do swallows fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk
Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
I experience winter for the first time in 26 years, and i have to say
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
I think my multivitamin gets jealous in the winter
I take extra D on the side that time of year
Why do less marriages take place in winter
Because most of the brides get cold feet.
Feeling cold in winter?
Just stand in a corner, it has 90 degrees there!
Where do computers go in the winter?
The stock market probably do better in the winter...
More people have colds = more people eating soup.
How do you find Will Smith in winter?
You look for fresh prints in the snow
What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?
In preparation for winter, I mounted my car's snow tires this weekend.
Now there's a tiring job.
My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....
I’ve never heard him complain
Went to university in France, but slipped during winter.
What does a cow say in the winter?
Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
How would you describe your friends in the winter?
Why do you see less stoners in the winter?
Why do bee's stay in their hive in the winter?
What do planets say in winter?
We're freezing our axis off.
Why was Humpty Dumpty comfortable in the winter?
If you get cold this winter, try standing in the corner of a room
I remember an era when the temperature was always nice in summer; but we had deep snowfall in winter...
It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.
What does winter in Minnesota and Jamaica have in common?
You can practically taste the salt in the air
Why can't Jackie Chan do stunts in the winter?
Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter
Who loves to live in the present during winter?
Why does the CIA stop working in winter?
This winter is having a tough time in the job market.
Why is it that you can get good deals in winter?
Because you have the chance toboggan.
What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?
Every time I leave my house in the winter it reminds me of a jalapeño.
Because its a little chili.
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?
If you get cold in winter remember to stand in the corner of the room
Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter?
Why do bees stay in their beehive during the winter?
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