Need some farewell video game puns

My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostbitches
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My cousin is obsessed with Belle Delphine (long)

I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.

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Why can you trust a dermatologist?

They've got some skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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Choices of D&D classes

I'm starting to play in a new D&D game, and I can't decide between playing a Bard or a Rogue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
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I bought an Xbox to put next to my cabinet filled with photos of boars

Now I have an Xbox and a game console

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
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You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.

That’s why I robbed the board game store.

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People are often surprised at how many risks I take.

My board game closet is stuffed!

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What do you do when you are bored?

You play board games

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I got a 300 in bowling

It only took 5 games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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Great joke, albeit a bit long winded.

There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"

His son replied.

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay son, go ahead."

The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"

His son replied.

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.

"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phrresehelp
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Just some puns

1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5: Β I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricardo_my_man
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.

Toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
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March Madness from my 3 year old

How did you know the basketball game was in trouble?

Because it was in timeout!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtfan53
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My pal is spreading rumours that I'm schizophrenic.

Well, 3 can play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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"Seven-Eight-Don't" (x-post /r/gaming)
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Nintendo Oui [x-post from /r/gaming]
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I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.

I said, β€œOi, what’s your game?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
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The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...

I bet it would murder the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusMoray
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Chocolate ice cream

Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said β€œlet’s play a game”. How many β€œvans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said β€œone”(correct) So how many β€œstraws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said β€œone” again (correct) So then how many β€œ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no β€œF” in chocolate ice cream - I said β€œExactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
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My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences

Well, toucan play that game.

Stolen from Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
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I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
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I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.

I was glad they had some skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerbenny
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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
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Ya'll making puns huh?

Toucan play at that game!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarriorCats423
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My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.

I got angry,

'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said

Well, I replied

'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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Nintendo pls (x-post /r/gaming)

Figured that /r/dadjokes may like this. I think Nintendo is up to something punny.

http://i.imgur.com/An9w3pH.png

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So I caught a frog and a toad having a great time in my backyard just the other day.

They were playing a game of croquet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
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I am dyslexic and have OCD

It's my favourite FPS video game.

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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
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MegaDad is on point (x/post from r/gaming)

http://i.imgur.com/SkYDAIq.jpg

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I'm not saying the disc drive on the PS5 is good..

But it's a real game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
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I was hungry so I ate all my chips.

Everyone else at the poker game was not impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Laughing at the Law

A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.

"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."

"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."

The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.

"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.

"What fish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
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My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"

"Take me to your litter"

He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.

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So I recently learned about AI

It's absolutely game changing

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Supermilk

I am a bit proud of what I achieved today. I promise that this is spontaneous to me, even though I might have heard the word somewhere else.

So my older children are up and waiting for breakfast, and they started talking about a game variety of Parkour, and the word β€œlegendary” is being thrown around casually. So I ask them if they know what legendary means, and my son says, after a minute of thinking, that it means very amazing. I answered, β€œNo, legendary means super famous milk.” Took them half a minute to figure out and I got the biggest groans ever!

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I saw a Bentley with a 2DAMOON sticker on it today

They must’ve invested in GameStop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyPenJustBroke
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Pun fighting...

A Game of Groans.

> Wordplay is coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
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My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.

But now I realize toucan play that game.

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Oh Dad... (x-post from /r/gaming)

http://imgur.com/oLaL4aZ

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