Her future in now in ruins
She got burned
She got planted
Got the ass end of the deal
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
She got let down
He was pulling at my heart strings
It was a lawn-distance relationship
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
I get a real kick out of them.
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
You feel a little spark.
Cantaloupe
She just hathaway about her
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
A tractor
He said, “Does my girlfriend count?”
I said, “Not sure. If she knows basic math, she should be able to.”
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
It was a Romantic gesture
She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.
When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a “W.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for “water closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the “W.C.” is located.
The Swiss pastor had never heard of a “W.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled “Wayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:
Ms. Smith,
I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has a maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest you plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.
Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!
It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.
Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.
Sincerely,
Pastor Kurt Meier
In-fact-tuated
An open relationship
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
I was head over heels
What can I say, I’m a hopeless romaintic
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
Distill my heart
She was very attractive
I think I'm bi-satchel
It is the apple of my eye
My love is a mini splintered thing!
Yeah when we locked eyes Sparks flew
Soilmates
Eventually we tied the knot
It was a match made in heaven.
but then she sent me a John Deere letter
I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^
I was completely in-fact-uated.
