IllumiNations Puns

A list of puns related to "IllumiNations"

Illumination during chemistry class
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👤︎ u/DonNeon9451
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...

but she saw right through me.

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👤︎ u/mcdofras
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Design
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👤︎ u/Dansydemansy
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Some fights are illuminating
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👤︎ u/confluencer
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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What's the opposite of the illuminate?

Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
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👤︎ u/Bflowwolf
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?

I enjoyed being enlightened

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👤︎ u/billgluckman7
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What happened to the scientist when he broke the speed of light?

He was sent to prism.

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👤︎ u/ima420r
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?

A light bulb

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👤︎ u/Talazare
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I started a charity to ensure everyone has proper lighting in their homes

I've always wanted to be a PhiLAMPthropist

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👤︎ u/heycarlgoodtoseeyou
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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