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Please share if you know anybody who is even considering about investing in this Kapruka IPO !

20 Reasons to stay clear from the Kapruka IPO

1. A 2 Billion LKR valuation for a company that sells mostly cakes and flowers to expats online is outrageous to say the least. There are no competitive advantages the business enjoys other than being a first mover. Kapruka was a first entrant and captured market share, as there was no alternative to handle the process of sending a cake to a loved one from overseas. Now however several competitors and new entrants are eating up the market share at a rapid pace for the Kapruka product range. (Daraz, Wishque Lassana Flora Etc..)

2. Kapruka’s reputation has been severely hurt by their unethical actions to try and make exorbitant profits during the Covid lockdown at the expense of innocent customers. Several people have completely stopped using anything related to Kapruka due to this. Kapruka continues to manipulate online reviews of their services by unethically outsourcing handing their corporate reputation to social media agencies or handling it in-house. During the lockdown the average rating of Kapruka on Google was 2-3. Now most positive reviews on social media are likely paid for. Independent review forums outside of Kapruka’s control paint the true picture of the company’s dismal service.

3. Dulith claims that revenue was down due to lockdown and will only rise in the future, this is a blatantly false statement. The revenue during the covid pandemic should have been the peak revenue the company will earn probably in its lifetime. This is because many new customers and existing customers used Kapruka during this time due to no other alternative. Most people used Kapruka due to their heavy social media advertising promise to deliver during the pandemic. Many people have shifted away from Kapruka after the lockdown. Supernormal revenue and profit are a one-time instance and will not be sustained in the future.

4. Retail businesses’ have established their own websites/platforms and outsourcing delivery. (Keels, Glomark, etc..) This will further erode revenue for Kapruka as expats and locals use the services directly.

5. Cake companies are also starting their own websites/platforms and outsourcing delivery. (Kingsbury, Waters Edge, Taj in addition to ubereats providing logistic support for other smaller cake companies) Kapruka claims to bake their cakes in house, I am yet to hear one person say

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Happened to come across this ad while browsing through Ikman. Seems like a good deal for someone who is looking to buy a film camera! I attached the link to the ikman ad as well as a camera review just because I did a bit of research on the camera myself. Just remember to do your own research on the camera which includes common problems & faults to look out for when buying an XG-1. Good luck!!

• This link to the ad
• Minolta XG-1 review

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

So,

I'm planning to buy a laptop I don't know which one to go for. I'll be using the laptop for Music Production, Video Editing, Graphic Designing, and Schoolwork. My budget is $1000.

I tried going for Used MacBooks and found one...It's a Macbook Pro 2016 - 15 inch - 16GB - 512GB SSD

It's around $1100.

Here's the link if you wanna check it out:

https://ikman.lk/en/ad/27ghz-quad-core-i7-16gb-512gb-ssd-for-sale-colombo

But the problem is...this is almost 5 years old now!! And I don't know if it will work good performance vice with latest apps like Photoshop 2021, After Effects 2021.

Or is it better off going for a good Windows Gaming Laptop?

Cause I have an idea of going for the Lenovo Legion 5 - Ryzen 5 4600H - 8GB RAM - 512GB SSD.

https://www.laptop.lk/index.php/product/legion-5/

I would love to go for a MacBook...but the price and the above mentioned reason is the only problem :\

So pls help me in choosing a good laptop if you do have any recommendations.

Thanks

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Is there an LTE router that works on mobitel and is it available at regular electronic stores like abans or softlogic?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Amy

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken