I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
Found it on facebook. Nor sure if it was posted here before
I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.
I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
Bill Clinton's VP could have won in 2000 if he had found the right flowchart
But he just wasn't using the right Al Gore-ithm
Found on r/blursedcomments. Don’t know if this was already posted
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line
So call this number, and get your free quote today
Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
Not sure if this has been posted here before. I found it on Facebook cause I suck.
Don't know if this applies but I found it hilarious
Pun book I found by art moger ask if you want to see more puns from this
Not sure if this is close enough to a pun, but found it funny anyway.
Just found a fly in my beer. My buddy asked if I was buzzed.
I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
Today, I asked this grandpa if he found everything okay when ringing up his groceries
He said, "No, I wasn't looking for everything."
I found a bunch of old jokes I made if you want to read them.
What do you call a boat that can sell you something. A sails man.
My friend asked for something to write with, I said “pen or pencil”. He said it depens.
I went to a fan contest. The winner blew away the competition.
My friend got married to a torch. You could say she was the light of his life.
After going through these jokes I now hate myself.
Lost If Found:
Water-tight bundles of untraceable drug-dealer cash.
Lost somewhere on the beach between West Palm Beach and Nag's Head, NC.
Also, loose pirate treasure of gold or silver.
Sentimental value. Small reward offered.
If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
If you found a pony with a sore throat
Would you say it was a little hoarse
Found on my math homework. Don’t know if this counts as a pun (the town of Notreal)
If I ever found out my defibrillator's batteries were dead...
I wouldn't even be shocked.
If a woman found menopause to be traumatic...
...do you think she has hot flashbacks?
I found the only psychic that could communicate with dead animals. I was skeptical at first, but when she talked about my animals it felt as if she lived with them her entire life.
She was a rare medium well done.
If I found my daughter wanted to wear coils like the Padaung women...
...I would ring her neck.
If you've got dog breath, I think I've found the cure.
You would loaf being yourself if you found out you were inbread, am I rye?
Found this on facebook (not sure if repost)
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