Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft
He was charged with being Goofy
Did you hear about the Italian who committed identity theft?
Police say he was an impasta
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up...
...turns out that’s called identity theft and is illegal.
What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?
Identity theft.
What do you call a werewolf on Youtube?
My grandpa always told me that you can be anyone you want to be.
He was wanted for identity theft in several states.
Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house
After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Later on in life, I found out that this is called "Identity Theft".
I wasn't amused when my friend stole my equivalent trigonometric expressions
Identity theft is not a joke.
From my daughter (so proud)
When I was young I was told I could be anyone I wanted. Turns out identity theft is a crime.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
As a child, my mum told me I could be whoever I wanted when I grew up...
...turns out that’s called identity theft and is illegal.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
It turns out that identity theft is a crime.
