Ice Boat No. 3 Puns

Dad: I tried ice fishing once. Didn't really like it.

Me: Why not? Too cold?

Dad: No. It took me 4 hours to make a hole big enough for the boat.

So my cousin found a cooler on the side of the road and stopped, picked it up, cleaned it out, and asked if anyone wanted it for their boat or whatever.

My dad looks at me and says "I found a cooler full of ice on the side of the road, I opened it up and inside there was a toe wrapped in a towel."

I look at him and say "Wow! A real toe? Did you call the cops?"

He looks at me and says "No, I called a 'toe'truck!"

Him and my cousin(also a dad) have been laughing about it for the past hour.