24 Hilarious IF boat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.

Because it capsized.

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👤︎ u/VegetarianReaper

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

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👤︎ u/MrFabulousXD

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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Send me a message if you want to build a boat...

I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Mirratrix

📅︎ May 10 2020

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If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?

Held together with ark welding.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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What do you get if you give a boat drugs?

A speedboat

[Disclaimer]: I don’t encourage the use of drugs

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👤︎ u/Miloklaas

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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FYI, If your boat turns upside down, you can wear it on your head.

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Because it's capsized

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👤︎ u/snyluc13

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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If your boat sinks, you can use it as a hat

It's capsized

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👤︎ u/the101wanderer

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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If you flip a boat over, it will fit on your head;

After all, it's now ... capsized!

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👤︎ u/Strat_attack

📅︎ Apr 01 2017

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If a man sold drugs on his boat..

Does that make it a dealership?

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👤︎ u/ScarKilledMe

📅︎ Aug 11 2018

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Neighbor: hey, would it be alright if I stored my boat in your yard?

It's a Civil War era iron-hulled gunboat. Would that be too much of a burden?

Me: I wouldn't call it a burden. More like a hardship.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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What did the old, ripped rope say to the young strong rope when asked if it can still be used to tug a boat?

I’m a frayed knot.

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👤︎ u/kingofthepassel

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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What do you get if you cross a fish with a boat

A carpark

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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My boat drifted off from the port. If you find

report it

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👤︎ u/kinjago

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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If there was a film about a car towing a boat,

Would there be a trailer?

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👤︎ u/allurrice

📅︎ Apr 08 2019

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If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...

Cap Pacino

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👤︎ u/Youcatthewrongpurrsn

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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If you find someone who is taking a dump on a boat, would they be known as a

Midshitman?

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👤︎ u/Deadly_R

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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If you ever need to fit 2 of every animal on a boat...

I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/Dooontcareee

📅︎ Apr 18 2017

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Did you know that any boat can be worn as a hat? It'll fit if you just flip it over.

Then it's capsized.

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👤︎ u/edhere

📅︎ Feb 21 2017

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if you get run over by a boat..

would you have a wake?

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👤︎ u/MulchyPotatoes

📅︎ Sep 07 2016

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If a boat is on trial for crashing into a dock...

...does it get a jury of its piers? Because that seems a little unfair

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👤︎ u/kleinyman

📅︎ Aug 12 2015

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If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In google docs

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👤︎ u/SomolianButtPirate

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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