Hi!

Selling what I have hoarded. Prices can be argued but only through PM.

Shipping is NOT included in price

I ship all around the world. I'm located in Latvia (Europe) and here are the most popular places. If you want to know your exact country- comment down below or pm if you want to know specific price. Prices are shown up to 3kg and in large package.. If you want to buy keycaps, switches and everything else- price will be a lot smaller.

Sorry for bad pics

[Europe] Austria- 20eur; Denmark- 19eur; France- 21eur; Greece- 19eur; Netherland- 20eur; Portugal- 26eur; Germany- 21eur; Italy- 20eur; England- 30eur;

[Rest of The world] USA- 23eur; Japan- 29eur; Canada- 26eur; South-Korea- 36eur; Russia- 19eur; Norway- 23eur; Ukraine- 24eur; Australia- 28eur; Singapore- 42eur;

I'm Dr. James T. Huang, a practicing therapeutic optometrist at the Dr. James Eye care Center in Houston, Texas. On 6/13/2013 at around 4pm, I received the Visian ICL implants to permanently correct my vision. The surgery was performed by ophthalmologist Dr. Greg Parkhurst of NuVision whom I met because he did a Continuing Education Lecture on refractive surgery which I attended. After the lecture I asked for his contact information, thinking that the Visian ICLs sounded like a great option for me.

For those who don’t know what the Visian ICL is. ICL stands for Implantable Collamer Lens and is a soft lens (like a contact lens) that is surgically placed into the eye. They have a website: visianinfo.com if you want to read more. The lens works similarly to LASIK in that it permanently corrects your vision, except unlike LASIK, it doesn’t require cutting and reshaping corneal tissue and it is removable.

As an optometrist, of course, I’m extra careful with any choices surrounding my vision so I finally decided on the Visian ICLs instead of LASIK for all the reasons below:

1. I have dry eyes
2. I have relatively thin corneas for a high myopic prescription
3. I have large pupils at dim light which would likely result in seeing halos/starbursts at night time
4. The cornea in my left eye is thinner on the inferior temporal side which could cause uncertainty in the LASIK result
5. Personally, I didn't like the idea of cutting through a perfectly healthy cornea
6. I wanted clear, undistorted and sharp vision during the day and night
7. I have almost no astigmatism, which makes me an ideal candidate for Visian ICL in the USA
8. I have big enough anterior chamber for Visian ICL Lens implantation
9. Visian ICL is the only refractive surgery that is REVERSIBLE!
10. Dr. Parkhurst is one of the most experienced Visian ICL surgeons in the country

My prescription was -9.25 with -0.25 cyl at somewhat of oblique axis in both eyes. After the implants, my vision is now outstanding. I am still seeing 20/10 which is twice as sharp as the gold-standard of 20/20 vision.

In regards to my night vision, initially with Visian ICLs I did notice mild halos around light for the first 6-8 weeks. Now I don't really see the halos anymore. Quite possibly my visual cortex has adapted to the visual aberrations.

This is just a testimonial of my experience…so before you decide to get any medical procedure for yourself, please make sure you consult with a doctor who can explain all the

Beholdeth, the 1991-ish ICL DRS M75, belonging to my late father. It contains a 25MHz 486 DX as well, time to get it running I think.

https://preview.redd.it/t0h6ff84a8c81.jpg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19afdd00d1f79791031751fce9081623403bbc5a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

>While data might be the new oil, the dataset is the refined gasoline that powers every Machine Learning (ML) and AI operation. ‎
>
>-Kasian, CEO of Vectorspace AI‎

Note: I’m sorry if this post is a drag but it is still the tip of the iceberg of what The company is doing so, I would look beyond this post for clarity through the links I've provided and beyond. If I’ve made any mistakes please correct me, I’m still learning.

There is also a TL;DR at the end if you cba to read about this amazing company.

Market cap of Vectorspace AI: $300-400 million.

Price per token: $8

The reason I mentioned the MC first is to remind you as you read in my post if the company achievement/progression is representative of this market cap. Also, the price per token will be of relevance as you read on.

What is Vectorspace AI?

Vectorspace AI is a dataset aggregator company that generates correlation matrix datasets based on any event, trend, topic, subject, using Natural Language Processing/Understanding (NLP/NLU) and Machine Learning (ML). These datasets can be generated in the millions in real-time (billions of different possible datasets that can be generated) which allows for the customers (Hedge funds, investment firms, asset management companies, space bioscience companies, or any other large companies etc) to identify hidden relationships with the data allowing for information arbitrage and generation or protection of alpha. This would be referred to as “smart baskets” (basket of information to be used to find hidden connections/correlations). Vectorspace AI put great emphasis on its use in space bioscience where its use increases the speed of innovation, novel scientific breakthroughs and enable scientific discoveries.

Smart baskets are also used as a means to find hidden trends and themes for the best investment strategy (known as thematic baskets) E.g. Hedge funds would use smart baskets containing stocks to monitor stock prices - if Vectorspace AI finds that when X stock price rises/falls, Y and Z also fall. The fund manager can then react before that happens to avoid losing money. From what has been mentioned, Vectorspace AI main focus is in the space bioscience/life sciences and financial market sectors. Vectorspace AI services more than just those two industry verticals, their platform has applications in almost all in

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

Hi!

Selling what I have hoarded. Prices can be argued but only through PM.

Shipping is NOT included in price

I ship all around the world. I'm located in Latvia (Europe) and here are the most popular places. If you want to know your exact country- comment down below or pm if you want to know specific price. Prices are shown up to 3kg and in large package.. If you want to buy keycaps, switches and everything else- price will be a lot smaller.

Sorry for bad pics

[Europe] Austria- 20eur; Denmark- 19eur; France- 21eur; Greece- 19eur; Netherland- 20eur; Portugal- 26eur; Germany- 21eur; Italy- 20eur; England- 30eur;

[Rest of The world] USA- 23eur; Japan- 29eur; Canada- 26eur; South-Korea- 36eur; Russia- 19eur; Norway- 23eur; Ukraine- 24eur; Australia- 28eur; Singapore- 42eur;

Hi!

Selling what I have hoarded. Prices can be argued but only through PM.

Shipping is not included in price

I ship all around the world. I'm located in Latvia (Europe) and here are the most popular places. If you want to know your exact country- comment down below or pm if you want to know specific price. Prices are shown up to 3kg and in large package.. If you want to buy keycaps, switches and everything else- price will be a lot smaller.

Sorry for bad pics

[Europe] Austria- 20eur; Denmark- 19eur; France- 21eur; Greece- 19eur; Netherland- 20eur; Portugal- 26eur; Germany- 21eur; Italy- 20eur; England- 30eur;

[Rest of The world] USA- 23eur; Japan- 29eur; Canada- 26eur; South-Korea- 36eur; Russia- 19eur; Norway- 23eur; Ukraine- 24eur; Australia- 28eur; Singapore- 42eur;

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "