I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?
What is Dr. Pepper’s PHD in?
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
Did you guys know that Dr. Frankenstein was the father of bodybuilding?
What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?
Dr Crusher... you behave!
Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?
So it turns out Dr. Pepper isn't a real medical doctor...
He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics
I've heard that Dr Pepper hates society.
But actually he loves pop culture.
Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
What did Dr. Pepper ask the beer?
Have you heard? Dr. Dolittle's son was fired from another job.
He was really living up to his name, Will Dolittle
What does Dr. Doofenschmirtz use to name his inventions?
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...
and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
Dr. Stone comment section at its finest
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I complained to my Dr that I had constipation...
He said "you're full of shit."
Did you guys hear about Dr. Salami?
Finally got around to watching Dr Who…
Dr dr..
Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!
Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.
Me: I wake up at 9:00am...
What is the opposite of Dr. Pepper?
What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?
My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.
A man walks into the Drs office with a duck on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you today?" The duck says "Doc, can you get this guy off my tail?"
A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.
I asked, “Are you sure?”
He said, “I’m COVID-19 positive.”
My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...
What follows is a transcription of our conversation
Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives
Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success
Me: He's just doing his Civic duty
Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight
Me: On their Odyssey through life
Dr: Do you kneed anything else?
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?
At that moment, Dr. Frankenstein knew what it felt like to be God.
What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?
What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?
Dr: We had to remove your colon
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?
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