It’s o-fish-ial
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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalripley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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My wife finally got me to switch to a pescatarian diet

>!But something about the food comes across as a little fishy.... !<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylantech
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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What do you call an opposum who goes back for seconds in the soup line?

A more-soup-ial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchdeve
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2022
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When was Old Spice invented?

During cologne-ial times!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmcwhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?

An Im-purr-ial pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprinbok-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law

They make it o-fish-ial

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Me and my grandpa

I was raised by my grandpa and when we'd go fishing there's this sign that says "bear creek cemetery"

Me:bear creek huh, do you think the ever see any bears down there?

Pop: maybe a bare ass

Pop: I wonder if that's a cemetery for all them bears they have down there?

Me: maybe it's a cemetery for the creeks to

Pop: I'm sure they had a proper bear-ial

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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