What do you call an opposum who goes back for seconds in the soup line?
A more-soup-ial
When was Old Spice invented?
During cologne-ial times!
What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?
An Im-purr-ial pilot
What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law
They make it o-fish-ial
Me and my grandpa
I was raised by my grandpa and when we'd go fishing there's this sign that says "bear creek cemetery"
Me:bear creek huh, do you think the ever see any bears down there?
Pop: maybe a bare ass
Pop: I wonder if that's a cemetery for all them bears they have down there?
Me: maybe it's a cemetery for the creeks to
Pop: I'm sure they had a proper bear-ial
