A list of puns related to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (film)"
I thought I heard Santa downstairs so I crept down and saw my mommy kissing him under the mistletoe. I guess she thought I was asleep, because she started tickling him under his white beard. All I could think was how my father (M45) would go insane if he saw that.
AITA?
Mommy didnβt see daddy hiding at the top of the stairs with the shot gun
I stabbed that fat home-wrecker in the back as he snuck outside, I think Daddy will be pleased with me when he gets home from work but heβs late tonight!
Upon relaying this information to my spouse, he blew my mind AGAIN by saying 'well it's just some guy in a Santa outfit, so she could still be making out with the neighbor or something.'
What are some obvious things that you realized embarrassingly late in life?
EDIT: Haha holy shit I just woke up and saw all the replies, there are some amazing stories here! You guys are awesome <3
and daddy lay burning in the fireplace before the santa took mommy away.
Was Santa assaulted?
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