2Q + 2Q=?

I beg your pardon!!!

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📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Lawyer: "My client is trapped inside a penny."

Judge: "I beg your pardon?"

Lawyer: "He's in a cent."

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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Getting a refill at a fast food restaurant...

Cashier: Could you take your top off?

My dad looking incredulous and holding himself somewhat defensively: I beg your pardon!

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👤︎ u/mrpunaway
📅︎ Aug 31 2013
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