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👤︎ u/Demibot1
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"

He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.

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👤︎ u/grantishere
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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My Dad was very close to a legendary long-con dad joke.

My name is Sam. My younger sister is two and a half years younger than I am. My dad was going to name her Ella so we would be Sam & Ella (Salmonella) but my Mom caught on and named her something else. He was so close!

I wouldn't have been mad at all, such dedication is worth it.

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👤︎ u/SaidTheBear
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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This is going to sound fake

Theres this kid named Sam that i played soccer with way back like 18 years ago. He had four fingers on one hand i dont remember why or how. I work with him now and when i first saw him i just remembered and said "we played soccer together." I was talking to my parents about how good i am with names and faces and told my parents about him. My dad coached my AYSO (the soccer league for little kids... i have a dad joke about that too) when sam was on my team. The dialogue:

Me: remember coaching sam? he had four fingers.

Dad: I dont remember coaching any Lord of the Rings teams.

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👤︎ u/yungun
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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