Why did Japan outlaw the hunting of dolphins?
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Why was the rookie police officer assigned to hunt the cannibal?
The more seasoned officers had already been eaten.
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︎ Jan 13 2023
Murphy and OβBrien decide to go bear hunting one day.
On their way to the woods they noticed a sign that said βBear leftβ.
So they turned around and went home
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︎ Jan 02 2023
Don Jr. and Eric went duck huntingβ¦
After hours without a single bird, Don said βI think we should give up.β βI knowβ sighed Ericβ¦βwe canβt throw the dogs high enough!β
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︎ Dec 21 2022
What do you call a gangster whoβs always on the hunt for a good deal?
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︎ Dec 10 2022
Bear Hunting Trip
2 guys are driving to Maine to go bear hunting. They are driving on I-95 in New Hampshire. A sign over the highway reads β Maine bear leftβ. So they turned around and went home.
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︎ Dec 05 2022
Did you know that the Chicago Bears quarterback doesn't hunt in the woods?
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︎ Dec 04 2022
Robbery
So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.
Daffy turns to Elmer and says: βIs this Whiskey?β
Elmer says: βYeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!β
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︎ Feb 17 2023
Iβve had my eye on a new hunting rifle for a while now
Today I finally pulled the trigger
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︎ Nov 02 2022
Timothy Olyphant stars in a new TV show about a US Marshall who hunts down criminals who dont align the text in their Word documents correctly:
The show is called Justified
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︎ Nov 28 2022
What do you call a girl who likes duck hunting, skeet shooting, and darts?
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︎ Nov 23 2022
Whatβs an animal that hunts by back-travelling through time called?
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︎ Nov 03 2022
Bono is terrible at scavenger huntsβ¦
He STILL hasnβt found what heβs looking for
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︎ Aug 25 2022
Iβm in serious trouble if the recession causes shortages that require us to hunt for food.
I donβt even know where Little Debbie lives.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
I was hunting PokΓ©mon on a mountain top but only caught a cold.
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︎ Oct 21 2022
Here comes a big one
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︎ Jan 14 2023
What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?
What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?
A-ton-of-moose
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︎ Oct 02 2022
Peruvian owls hunt in pairs...
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︎ Sep 28 2022
I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.
I'm the main stakeholder.
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Did you know the French dude who got molested by a bear?
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︎ Feb 18 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back?
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︎ Feb 04 2023
Why donβt Eagles hunt and eat Eels?
Because it is Eel-Eagle!!
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︎ Jul 20 2022
Why are Joe Bidenβs approval numbers so low?
They are adjusted for inflation.
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︎ Oct 14 2022
Me and my friend were hunting the other day.
We never caught it. Its still today.
(Sorry this is really dumb)
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︎ Aug 14 2022
While house hunting, my fiancΓ© asked me what a "French Drainage System" is...
I told her that it is for Oui Oui.
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Hunting Pawrty
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Why didnβt the Mexican go bow hunting?
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︎ Jul 25 2022
I went hunting for some fog this morning...
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︎ May 30 2022
I thought Iβd start in the gator hunting business
But first I wanted to run it bayou.
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︎ Jun 12 2022
Where do ghosts go hunting?
In the woooooooooooooods!
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︎ Jul 15 2022
Ancient hunting parties, venturing across the ice bridge into North America, frequently got lost.
They had difficulty keeping their Bering Strait.
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︎ Feb 28 2022
Son during a ghost hunting session: "Dad, I finally found a ghost!"
Dad: "That's the spirit!"
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︎ Jul 03 2022
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted up two, it would fall over
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︎ Jan 01 2023
I told a friend hunting for jobs to apply at the local marijuana dispensary
I heard itβs a kush job.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
All these Chuck Norris jokes are stupid.
If he was that almighty, he would've came and smashed my head into he keyboazJRJRB ARHRVHD XHSJNA DBXJRB DBANR TBHFB ENAJD
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︎ Nov 13 2022
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Contrary to popular belief, it's not actually ice scream. It's actually terror-misu.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail.
I messaged him βoh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get itβ.
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︎ Jan 28 2022
I've been looking for some new hunting gear
but good camouflage is hard to find.
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︎ Apr 18 2022
A neanderthal goes hunting and throwing rocks, kills every bird he sees
He left no tern unstoned.
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︎ Apr 03 2022
House hunting....
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︎ Nov 11 2021
I tried following the map to find the egg hunt, but no matter how much I went in one direction,
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︎ Apr 19 2022
Three lawyers go on a hunting tripβ¦
Two were from Germany, the third was Czechoslovakian. They were about two days into their hunting trip, having a good olβ time when two bears come out of nowhere and devoured the three hunters.
Crime scene investigation was called in after a couple of hikers stumbled across the bloody campsite, and the detective came to the conclusion that the two Germans were eaten up by the female bear.
When asked how he knew, he pointed behind a tent where the second bear was sprawled out dead, with a foot sticking out, and he said, βwell, if you do a dna test, youβll find that the Czech is in the male.β
Thank you. Iβm here all night.
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︎ Mar 07 2022
What did the white snake before leaving his burrow to hunt for vermon
Here I go again on my own...
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︎ Dec 04 2021
My family is like a treasure hunt...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
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︎ Jan 08 2022
How can you tell if a shepherd used to hunt whales?
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︎ Apr 07 2022
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is
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︎ Aug 23 2022
three men were hunting for bear.
They were walking down a,road and saw BEAR LEFT so they turned around and went home.
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear but...
Good camouflage is hard to find.
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