Why did Japan outlaw the hunting of dolphins?

it defeats the porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meep_meep_creep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
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Why was the rookie police officer assigned to hunt the cannibal?

The more seasoned officers had already been eaten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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Murphy and O’Brien decide to go bear hunting one day.

On their way to the woods they noticed a sign that said β€œBear left”.

So they turned around and went home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2023
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Don Jr. and Eric went duck hunting…

After hours without a single bird, Don said β€œI think we should give up.” β€œI know” sighed Eric…”we can’t throw the dogs high enough!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuckFinns_dad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2022
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What do you call a gangster who’s always on the hunt for a good deal?

Al Coupon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfFreaks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Bear Hunting Trip

2 guys are driving to Maine to go bear hunting. They are driving on I-95 in New Hampshire. A sign over the highway reads β€œ Maine bear left”. So they turned around and went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedude2024
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2022
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Did you know that the Chicago Bears quarterback doesn't hunt in the woods?

Justin Fields.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rexThunter45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2022
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Robbery

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.

Daffy turns to Elmer and says: β€œIs this Whiskey?”

Elmer says: β€œYeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danjl68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2023
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I’ve had my eye on a new hunting rifle for a while now

Today I finally pulled the trigger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmoney6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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Timothy Olyphant stars in a new TV show about a US Marshall who hunts down criminals who dont align the text in their Word documents correctly:

The show is called Justified

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2022
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What do you call a girl who likes duck hunting, skeet shooting, and darts?

Amy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuhshizzle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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What’s an animal that hunts by back-travelling through time called?

A predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2022
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Bono is terrible at scavenger hunts…

He STILL hasn’t found what he’s looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronTemplar26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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I’m in serious trouble if the recession causes shortages that require us to hunt for food.

I don’t even know where Little Debbie lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gary6043
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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I was hunting PokΓ©mon on a mountain top but only caught a cold.

It was a peak-achoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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Here comes a big one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taka_no_Yaiba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2023
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What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?

What do you get if you let a robot go hunting?

A-ton-of-moose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ventil_1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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Peruvian owls hunt in pairs...

They’re Inca Hoots

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2022
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I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.

I'm the main stakeholder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2022
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Did you know the French dude who got molested by a bear?

He was Claude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lifetime2ndGuess
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2023
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miko2231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2023
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Why don’t Eagles hunt and eat Eels?

Because it is Eel-Eagle!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockstarr1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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Why are Joe Biden’s approval numbers so low?

They are adjusted for inflation.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2022
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Me and my friend were hunting the other day.

We never caught it. Its still today.

(Sorry this is really dumb)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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While house hunting, my fiancΓ© asked me what a "French Drainage System" is...

I told her that it is for Oui Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldsmifff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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Hunting Pawrty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Why didn’t the Mexican go bow hunting?

He didn’t habanero 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbrologna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2022
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I went hunting for some fog this morning...

mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2022
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I thought I’d start in the gator hunting business

But first I wanted to run it bayou.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vafanapoli21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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Where do ghosts go hunting?

In the woooooooooooooods!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sola_Sista_94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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Ancient hunting parties, venturing across the ice bridge into North America, frequently got lost.

They had difficulty keeping their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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Son during a ghost hunting session: "Dad, I finally found a ghost!"

Dad: "That's the spirit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeatherSlight3242
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2022
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if it lifted up two, it would fall over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrffnMstr75
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2023
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I told a friend hunting for jobs to apply at the local marijuana dispensary

I heard it’s a kush job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dee4maine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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All these Chuck Norris jokes are stupid.

If he was that almighty, he would've came and smashed my head into he keyboazJRJRB ARHRVHD XHSJNA DBXJRB DBANR TBHFB ENAJD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaProBS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2022
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Contrary to popular belief, it's not actually ice scream. It's actually terror-misu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeroDoggo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2022
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My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail.

I messaged him β€œoh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it”.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear

but good camouflage is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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A neanderthal goes hunting and throwing rocks, kills every bird he sees

He left no tern unstoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherNerdy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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House hunting....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2021
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I tried following the map to find the egg hunt, but no matter how much I went in one direction,

it was always Easter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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Three lawyers go on a hunting trip…

Two were from Germany, the third was Czechoslovakian. They were about two days into their hunting trip, having a good ol’ time when two bears come out of nowhere and devoured the three hunters.

Crime scene investigation was called in after a couple of hikers stumbled across the bloody campsite, and the detective came to the conclusion that the two Germans were eaten up by the female bear.

When asked how he knew, he pointed behind a tent where the second bear was sprawled out dead, with a foot sticking out, and he said, β€˜well, if you do a dna test, you’ll find that the Czech is in the male.’

Thank you. I’m here all night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roncburj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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What did the white snake before leaving his burrow to hunt for vermon

Here I go again on my own...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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My family is like a treasure hunt...

You need a map and shovel to find them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommwill07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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How can you tell if a shepherd used to hunt whales?

Their sheep lows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2022
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Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is

Mrs. Fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggosDad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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three men were hunting for bear.

They were walking down a,road and saw BEAR LEFT so they turned around and went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvard-23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2022
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear but...

Good camouflage is hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieroser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2022
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