Human Design Puns

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

So i was cycling around the garden with no shoes, i went ouch at one point because the pedals dug into my foot.

My nephew goes: "Why did you go ouch?"

Me: "Because bike pedals were not really designed to be used with bare feet"

Brother: "No, they were designed for human feet"

I cracked up laughing, everyone else just groaned.