A list of puns related to "Hotel Room"
Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.
No ballroom.
'Cause when you open the door to walk in you say .... 'sweeeeet'
It would be a Pangea breakfast
It was our last resort...
after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither
I said don’t forget your Baghdad.
A suite potato.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
But everything was booked.
They put me in room 144
Fucking suite!
“What’s a pie room?” she replies, Room 314. We’re staying in room 314. Should have seen the look on her face.
Because his name was Improvement. And there's always room for improvement.
Clerk responds, "No problem, sir. This room is called 'The Lobby'"
Dirty bastards!
A "Comfort Sweet"
This is my last resort.
Now that's what I call high class living!
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
"Namaste."
The Word gets around.
He then pulled the couch into the middle of the room
The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.
Disappointed, I remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."
"Could you possibly put them close together?" my wife asked.
Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."
My wife finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him."
I turned to the wife and said "This room is suite!"
She actually laughed.
"Well, at least the directions will be easy."
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"Practice, practice, practice. Then left."
But I couldn't find it
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