Hotel Lobby Puns

A list of puns related to "Hotel Lobby"

What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/lightsup11
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/superdolmiosauce
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.

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👤︎ u/Tmacker14
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/knittingmonster
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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👤︎ u/jpatil1982
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.

I really hated that reception.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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A couple of men, dressed in armor, walk into a hotel lobby and one says...

"A room for two knights please!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?

The Ritz Quackers

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👤︎ u/chucksense
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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What do you call chess nerds talking about their victories in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!

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👤︎ u/bd33
📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/atltop5150
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/HairBrainedProjects
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/b62316
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/oxfordthethird
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...

... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/Wolfie979
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/dohpaz42
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins

They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/Dabugsta99
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

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👤︎ u/palpameme_66
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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👤︎ u/KitonePeach
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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