HotBot Puns

A list of puns related to "HotBot"

How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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👤︎ u/hawkeye45_
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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I like my women like I like my coffee

I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice.

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👤︎ u/Frooski-Boi
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.

I said, “That’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/smashvet334
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.

Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 06 2018
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