Hot link (sausage) Puns

So yesterday My father, Little brother, and I were all eating dinner. We were having random sausages that I cooked up.

Dad: Coughs

Me: "You okay?"

Dad: "I'm fine it's just a little hot."

Me: "Yeah, hot links and flaming hot Cheetos will do that to you."

Dad: "And a hot soda."

Me: "Dad that soda isn't anywhere close to being hot."

Dad: Bends can to give it an hourglass shape "There, now its hot."

Me and Little Brother: heavy sighs