I saw a pet shop selling cats from Holland this morning

So I walked in and asked them....

..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoatwobbler
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I would like to go to Holland some day

Wooden shoe?

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I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.

However, there are a lot of big fans.

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If a guy from Holland marries a Filipino will their children be....

Hollapinos

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Why are plumbers in Holland so rich?

Because everyone has clogs.

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If Heineken is brewed in Holland...

Does that mean their beer is Hollandaise sauce?

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If someone from Holland and the Philippines had a child...

Would their child be a JalapeΓ±o?

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I've always wanted to go to Holland someday

Wooden shoe?

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Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...

I think I’ll call it β€œMr. Holland’s Opus”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leeericewing
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What's the difference between Jesuit clergy and Benedictine clergy?

Jesuit clergy have Vatican Days, while Benidictine Clergy have Holland Days.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quackdamnyou
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What is the Netherland’s favorite band?

Holland oats

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What do Dutch people strain pasta in?

A Hollander.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jephory
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Ahh the hollandaise imgur.com/vFQIzI0
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Are you Hungary [OC]

Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedDragon98
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What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands?

Holland Oats.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DooDad-DontMother
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Dad and I were picking out beer at the store...

I suggest New Holland's Dragon's Milk.

"You know how they make that beer?" he asks.

"No, how?"

"Buncha short-legged cows."

"What?"

"Draggin' milk."

At the check-out he's still laughing to himself and making comments about being "utterly" hilarious.

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Why do eggs-benedict taste better in Amsterdam?

The Holland-daze

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DontFuckWithMyMoney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2016
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What do Dutch baby boomers eat for breakfast?

Holland oats

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VikingofRock
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World cup dadjoke.

While watching the Spain - Holland match at the world cup, my dad dropped this...

Dad: What game is on next?

Me: Chile Australia.

Dad: Not it's not.

Me: What?

Dad: It's warm in Australia not chilly.

Me: sigh.

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I'd like to go to Holland some day...

Wooden shoe?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/modsquad20
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I'd like to go to Holland some day...

Wooden shoe?

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I'd love to go to Holland, wooden shoe?
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