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Royal Woods Zoo Species List

This is a species list for a zoo/aquarium in Royal Woods, Michigan (where The Loud House takes place). I mainly made this to see how the Fandom would use it, but this is also kind of a passion project. I've been planning this for quite a bit, and here's the species list:

(Also, if anyone wishes to help with it, feel free to DM me on Reddit or on DeviantArt.

Wetta Eagle Canyon

  • Andean Condor
  • Steller’s Sea Eagle

Outback Trail

Willawong Station

  • Budgerigar, Cockatiel, Eastern Rosella, Princess Parrot, Red-Fronted Parakeet
  • Blue-Faced Honeyeater
  • Palm Cockatoo
  • Kea

Roo Valley

  • Bennett’s Wallaby, Red Kangaroo
  • Common Wallaroo, Emu

Koala Crossing

  • Queensland Koala
  • Short-Beaked Echidna
  • Southern Hairy-Nosed Wombat

Devils Of Tasmania

  • Tasmanian Devil

Desert Dome

Free-Flight Birds

  • Australian Wood Duck, Blue-Bellied Roller, Cape Teal, Cape Thick-Knee, Chestnut Teal, Cinnamon Teal, Gambel’s Quail, Hooded Oriole, Hottentot Teal, Magpie Shrike, Orange Bishop Weaver, Red Bishop Weaver, Scott’s Oriole, Speckled Mousebird, White-Winged Dove, Yellow-Billed Duck, Yellow-Crowned Bishop

Namib Desert

  • Black-Footed Cat
  • African Jacana
  • Blacksmith Plover, Chestnut Weaver
  • African Helmeted Turtle, Klipspringer, Nile Softshell Turtle
  • Serval
  • Common Dwarf Mongoose
  • Rock Hyrax
  • Puff Adder
  • Cape Cobra
  • Northern Sand Gecko
  • Red-Billed Hornbill
  • Black Mamba

Red Centre Of Australia

  • Rough-Scaled Python
  • Lace Monitor
  • King Brown Snake
  • Rough-Scaled Death Adder
  • Brown Tree Snake
  • Common Death Adder
  • Centralian Python
  • Collett’s Snake
  • Woma Python
  • Inland Taipan
  • Perentie
  • Laughing Kookaburra, Masked Lapwing, Tawny Frogmouth
  • Cunningham’s Skink
  • Eastern Pilbara Spiny-Tailed Skink

Sonoran Desert

  • Collared Peccary
  • Cougar
  • American Kestrel
  • Burrowing Owl, Greater Roadrunner
  • Bobcat
  • Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana
  • Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Common Collared Lizard, Giant Mexican Horned Lizard
  • Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
  • Black-Tailed Prairie Dog
  • Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana, Sonoran Box Turtle
  • Swift Fox
  • Arizona Black Rattlesnake
  • Cantil Viper
  • Mexican Beaded Lizard
  • Santa Catalina Rattlesnake
  • Mottled Rock Rattlesnake
  • Great Basin Rattlesnake
  • Sonoran Sidewinder
  • Redtail Splitfin
  • White-Nosed Coati

Himalayan Highlands

Yeti Camp

  • Red Panda, Reeve’s Muntjac
  • Bar-Headed Goose, Red-Crowned Cra
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Unreached People Group of the Week - Ngalong People of Bhutan

I'm back and we are moving past Afghanistan this week to pray for more people groups in more places! So, this week, meet the Ngalon People of Bhutan!

Region: Bhutan - Western Bhutan (Thimphu, Gasa, Punakha, Wangdue Phodrang, Haa, Paro, Chukha)

https://preview.redd.it/rbeeczsqw9n71.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cef0831693cf1aed975f191ec0719d6c638d92d

Stratus Index Ranking (Urgency): 39

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Climate: Bhutan's climate varies with elevation, from subtropical in the south to temperate in the highlands and polar-type climate with year-round snow in the north. Bhutan experiences five distinct seasons: summer, monsoon, autumn, winter and spring. Western Bhutan has the heavier monsoon rains; southern Bhutan has hot humid summers and cool winters; central and eastern Bhutan are temperate and drier than the west with warm summers and cool winters.

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Terrain: Bhutan is on the southern slopes of the eastern Himalayas, landlocked between the Tibet Autonomous Region (#FreeTibet) of China to the north and the Indian states of Sikkim, West Bengal, Assam to west and south and the Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh to the east. It lies between latitudes 26Β°N and 29Β°N, and longitudes 88Β°E and 93Β°E. The land consists mostly of steep and high mountains crisscrossed by a network of swift rivers that form deep valleys before draining into the Indian plains. Elevation rises from 200Β m (660Β ft) in the southern foothills to more than 7,000Β m (23,000Β ft). This great geographical diversity combined with equally diverse climate conditions contributes to Bhutan's outstanding range of biodiversity and ecosystems.

The Black Mountains in Bhutan's central region form a watershed between two major river systems: the Mo Chhu and the Drangme Chhu. Peaks in the Black Mountains range between 1,500 and 4,925Β m (4,921 and 16,158Β ft) above sea level, and fast-flowing rivers have carved out deep gorges in the lower mountain areas. The forests of the central Bhutan mountains consist of Eastern Himalayan subalpine conifer forests in higher elevations and Eastern Himalayan broadleaf forests in lower elevations. Woodlands of the central region provide most of Bhutan's forest production. The Torsa, Raidak, Sankosh, and Manas are Bhutan's main rivers, flowing through this region. Most of the population lives in the central highlands.

The highlands are the most populous part of the nation; the capital Thimphu lies in the western region. The region is char

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Never going bach to classical music
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Great cropping skills
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afunkysquirrel
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Covid problems
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Spi__
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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