Why is high noon the nicest time of day?

Because during that time nobody throws shade!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franklinbrown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickDemonic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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What happens when 12:00 smokes weed?

It becomes high noon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SBSisUnique
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I encountered a dad joke merely minutes into my day

My mom was waking me up so I asked her what time it was and she said it was about high noon, then from across the house I heard my dad call out "Hello Noon!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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