I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Doomsday!
Our first villain of the season is Doomsday, a villain invented for only one reason: To kill Superman. This villain is not clever, in the original source material (Death of Superman) he does not have an interesting backstory. There are no witty conversations, or sad boi origin stories. Just a giant monster that can kill Superman. (Yeah, I know, I am sure there are Doomsday stans out there that are going to tell me how wrong I am, but just ignore this part and read the theory).
And yet, along with Doomsday, we also have Steel, The Eradicator, the show’s own version of Super boy(s). The one person we are missing is Cyborg Superman, so hey, maybe we will see it soon.
So, that must mean Superman is going to die this season, right. The show must be setting up for a classic retelling of the Death of Superman, Reign, Rebirth.
But, here’s the thing. The show introduced these characters out of order. In the source material, first Superman dies and then Steel, the Eradicator, Superboy, and Cyborg Superman show up, ready to fill the void that left behind by the late hero.
In this version of the show, these characters already co-exist with Clark: a friend, a son(s), and a brother (I mean, sure the last time he saw his brother he was trying to take over the world and had kidnapped his son, but stay with me).
Would Superman have died if he had these people on his team before Doomsday showed up?
My theory, the show is rewriting the death of Superman Arc, an alternative reality where Clark did not face Doomsday alone, where the heroes of Metropolis where able to team up and stop the big bad together. A Death of Superman Story where Superman lives instead of dies.
I suspect that Doomsday is not in fact the real big bad, but simply a monster who takes his orders from someone else. Given we are seeing Doomsday so early in the season, there is another big twist. I am will to bet that Doomsday is defeated by Episode 7 at the very least. What comes after Doomsday will be so much worse. As much as I was sure it was not Brainiac before the season started, I think there is now a better chance that it could be Brainiac behind Doomsday. But just as likely, it could be someone way more obscure and even more likely it is an original character like Tal-Rho and Zeta-Rho.
Folks, Doomsday may be a monster, but Doomsday is not our villain. Perhaps Doomsday’s master is what is causing Clark’s visions, but honestly, I like Lara’s sunstone more for this,
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
He’s the new temp.
A play on words.
But let me give it a shot.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
