Hell's Kitchen (American TV series) Puns

If I were a contestant on the show Hell’s Kitchen I would twerk really hard the moment dinner service starts , I would vibrate my Burt cheeks real hard while shouting to Gordon ramsen “YES CHEF YES MY ASS IS TWERRKING”

Big Brother is a love/hate show and I was thinking if any season will make it into my top 5 and there's one.

1st. Celebrity Apprentice Season 4

2nd. Hells Kitchen Season 10

3rd. Survivor Heroes vs Villains

4th. Big Brother 11: I know! I know! I enjoy watching shows that interest me and this season I can watch over and over while not get sick of it. The dynamics constantly shift and it was engaging. I love Russell Natalie Jessie Chima Michelle and even Ronnie.

5th. Whodunnit? Season 1

Honorable mention would include BB10 because is GREAT but I am not able to rewatch it like I can re-watch these 5 shows. Plus my interest tend to fade a bit when Libra left because it became a clear A vs B.

Does any BB season crack the top 5 for you?

An old Mk 1 Sentinel is activated in the sewers under Hell's Kitchen. He detects the DNA of Jessica Jones although she is not "a mutant".

She escapes with the help of the Defenders (Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist) who must defeat the robot in order to prevent more mayhem!

There's just something about that era of reality tv that was so overtop and corny that it made shows like Hell's Kitchen enjoyable for me, also I miss the mid 2000s. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I was wondering if anyone had big groupings of Gordon's shows for download or where to find them, TPB has a few episodes with very little seeders. I know some of it is on Hulu and YouTube but I'm looking to keep it on file. Thanks so much!

So i have been a Hells Kitchen Fan since 2013. I love the Series and im a big huge fan of it.The Drama,Contestants and Talent and Comedy are what Really makes me Love it so much. So i wanted to make this Series on Reddit where i will be Ranking every Season off Hells Kitchen from Worst to Best. I will Mainly be Ranking them based on Drama Contestants, Talent and Humour. So im Gonna begin with the worst Season Later on.

So lets start with the worst Season of Hells kitchen in My Opinion

Season 8

small explanation:This Season is so bad after i binged watched every Hells kitchen season for the second time, i had to decide wheater or not i should skip this season. I didnt skip it but i found more cons than pros in this Season

Contestants:

Talentwise: This Has to be possibly the most talentless Season yet. Every Contestant made a huge mistake. Antonia was doomed from The Start by having her shitty gumbo tasted and ngl i actually wanna taste it sometime lol. Anyways yeah i Still Feel Like she wouldnt make it Far if she didnt exited the Show. Lisa was Bad. Curtis was Robbed but we will get to that later on. Raj was actually not bad as people think. he had his ups but he really had his downs. Louis is Overrated.Emily i didnt care of.Melissa is the worst Chef this season i mean Who in the heck wastes that much Fillets.Boris was nice but in the end he wasnt that Strong. same with Rob. Vinny was amazing despite having a downward Spiral and he should have gotten a Black Jacket instead of Gail.Sabrina honestly Deserved 6th place. Gail is arguablly one of the Weakest Black Jackets. Now lets get into the Final 4. Trev Should have made it over Jillian and Nona.Jillian was honestly overrated. And Russell is Overhated. And lets get to Nona. Everybody is Right she is the worst Winner. She never outstood tbh and had so much bad peformeces. The finale should have been Trev vs Russell

Personalitywise: So heres the Problem with this Seasons Cast. You have either 2 Options depending on Your Personality. You can Be Bland or Such a Dick. I Have never Really Cared about Antonia,Lisa,Louis,Melissa and Rob.Gail was bland. Jillian is again Overrated and Nona is NonaThen you have my 3 Fav Contestants. Vinny Sabrina and Trev. Vinny is such a Funny guy and hes the type of dude that you can hang around With.Sabrina is Honestly Overhated. she can maybe be a dick sometimes but still.Trev is The Underdog. He took everyonce of bullshit from everybody and out of the final 4 hes my Favourite. I rooted for him since the first episode.

Eliminations.Where there any bad eliminations and Nominations? Yes.

The Only time where i didnt stand Sabrina is when she was throwing Nona under the bus on the opening night just because of her Signature dish. Another Nomination that i found stupid. was Boris on the Second night. Just because he Washed the dishes doesnt mean he had the worst Peformance that night wh

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1. How "real" is the portrayal of the chaos on TV compared to how it is in person?

2. What episode (if you know) were you in and would you be able to disclose if you were visible in any scenes?

3. How was the food (if you received any)?

4. How expensive are the menu choices?

5. How was the overall experience/atmosphere?

Contestant using canned food or sauce for their signature dish gets disqualified right away.

Contestant doing poor and having a bad attitude gets kicked out first.

Most likely not as much yelling just to make all that drama.

(just my opinion how it would be like if logical decisions took precedence over drama).

I loved seasons 1-9 the most. The intensity of it all the not knowing what rewards they might get or what will happen next. Its thrilling to watch. And when the winners door opens and they've won their dream job in a multi million dollar restaurant or whatever the prize was you feel happy with them and it warms my heart.

I am planning to do a fanon series called Hell's Kitchen Randomizer on the Hell's Kitchen Fanon Wikia. Basically, it's Hell's Kitchen, but with randomized contestants of all seasons (including S19).

Series Plot: What if Hell's Kitchen started differently? What if the show started out with a cast randomized, ranging from Season 1 to Season 19 chefs. How will it all be different? How will things go for the chefs?

Here will some new features/changes:

• Some challenges will be introduced in either earlier or later seasons. New challenges are introduced as well.
• In order to determine the cast, I will use a name picker generator and add all 301 chefs (including the Season 19 chefs) into the generator and it will select the cast by the generator.
• The elimination order will be different. That will include withdrawals such as medical exits and quits and unusual eliminations (e.g. eliminations during dinner service).
• Services are split up into two: breakfast and dinner services.
• Season 18 will have 18 contestants featuring new chefs and returning chefs that are veterans or chefs that are hated by fans and been selected to redeem themselves.

Examples for new challenges:

• Profit Margin: The two teams have been given an unlimited amount of money to spend at the supermarket in a 30-minute time limit and based it on the profit margin from that. The winning team's dishes will be featured in the following dinner service.
• Vegetarian Battle: The challenge is where the two teams make a vegetarian dish. The team that scores the most points wins the challenge and their dishes being featured in the next day's dinner service, which will be "Vegan Night".
• Mexican Night: A challenge where chefs have to make Mexican dishes (eg. tacos) and let them be judged.
• Breakfast Service: A service where it runs in the morning and the two teams (or Black Jackets) must serve breakfast to the customers. It's like Dinner Service, but different. The Elimination Ceremony will still take place during the night, but Breakfast Service will always include rewards.

Here's a reminder for the contestant list for each season:

1. Season 1: 12
2. Season 2: 12
3. Season 3: 12
4. Season 4: 15
5. Season 5: 16
6. Season 6: 17
7. Season 7: 16
8. Season 8: 16
9. Season 9: 18
10. Season 10: 18
11. Season 11: 20
12. Season 12: 20
13. Season 13: 18
14. Season 14: 18
15. Season 15: 18
16. Season 16: 18
17. Season 17 (All-Stars): 16
18. Season 18 (Rookies vs. Veterans/Unpopular): 18
19. Season 19:

I have officially watched all of Hell's Kitchen, and I think it's only appropriate that I anticipate a series where I rank every season of HK (I hope to update it for when Season 20 comes out) and share my thoughts on it.

Each season will be ranked from worst to best, and I will indicate the tier each one belongs in (S, A, B, C, D, or F).

• S-tier - Best of the best: these seasons are fantastic to watch. Either they have very little that holds them back or everything that moves them forward greatly counteracts what tries to hold them back.
• A-tier - These seasons are not nearly as good as the seasons in S-tier, but they are great seasons for one reason or another.
• B-tier - These seasons are at or slightly above average. They have numerous qualities that make it a good season, but other qualities that hold it back from ranking towards the top.
• C-tier - Middle of the road: these seasons could be great in theory, but fall short of quality in execution.
• D-tier - These seasons are much harder to enjoy than the ones that rank above them, but have several redeeming qualities that place them above the bottom.
• F-tier - Bottom of the barrel: these are the seasons I would not look forward to re-watching, and they have little to no redeeming qualities.

Take my opinions to whatever extent you choose. Just know that I watched each and every season for the first time in random order and that I have watched parts or wholes of some seasons more often than others, and I think it would be appropriate for me to list below the order in which I watched every season for the first time (with numbers).

5, 8, 4, 6, 9, 7, 11, 1, 2, 16, 3, 19, 15, 10, 14, 12, 13, 17, 18

You may or may not already have an idea about my feelings on each of these seasons, but I can't wait to write more comprehensive reviews on them.

I will link my survey of the same topic again in the comments to see what you guys think and how much or how little we agree, and I deleted some of the responses that made me question whether or not the respondent actually knew how to take the survey (i.e. listing the seasons basically in chronological order).

Note: Another user (u/anythingworx23) is doing a fantastic job with their rankings of each season, and I can't wait to see what you think of my rankings once I get them started.

Another note: My feelings about the contestants on the show are not always accurate to how I feel about them in real life per the rules of this subreddit.

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Bonus points if it was a prank or dare and you got a cool story out of it.

This BBC drama written by Jed Mercurio is one of the finest pieces of TV in the last 20 years or so. Up there with The Wire and Sopranos, but unique and excellent in it's own way.

Are you watching it? Does it translate to your taste in drama?

I'm asking this because it's a hot topic of conversation in the UK at the moment as series 6 has us all on tenterhooks. It really is rather good :)

Trying to think if there was a donkeys series of Hells Kitchen who would be the most entertaining teams for the series? The only rule is that they can't have made it to black jackets so Matt wouldn't be allowed on, it's all about entertainment.

BLUE TEAM

Dewberry (Season 1)

Tom (Season 2)

Scott (Season 7)

Salvatore (Season 7)

Raj (Season 8)

Jonathan (Season 9)

Tavon (Season 10)

Frank (Season 13)

RED TEAM

Colleen (Season 5)

Lacey (Season 5)

Maria (Season 7)

Fran (Season 7)

Gina (Season 11)

Beth (Season 12)

Monique (Season 14)

Vanessa (Season 15)

The season that see GR's heart finally explode. "3 HOURS INTO SERVICE WE HAVEN'T SENT AN APPETIZER OUT!!!!"

I wonder which house would come out on top if they were all in the hit reality Tv series in Hells Kitchen. How do you think this will go and what would the elimination sequence be?

The healer fixed her wounds and she became very pretty, this is as far as I remember as the story goes, thank you.

Does anyone else find it scummy that something Amazon had available on prime suddenly moves to IMDB TV also owned by amazon except it plays ads on all its content.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/hw7k8n/gordon_ramsay_has_one_of_the_best_roasting_skills/

I know it's not Bravo but I just watched the first two episodes and had some thoughts, spoilers below:

The show is to find a Chief Operating Officer for Skinny Girl but everything they are doing is marketing related. I work in marketing and can't remember a time a chief operating officer had anything meaningful to say about marketing in general and they have literally never had anything to do with social media

In the first episode, one of the challenges is to do an influencer spot, and she has no idea what she's talking about when reviewing them, she poo poos over 2 spots which would have been approved immediately including one by someone who is an influencer and does it for a living

She fires a bunch of people who had the most interesting and qualified backgrounds and best answers for her in the first episode, and who by the way were super quirky and would have made good TV

In episode 2, there are two Bravo cameos - a phone call from Dorinda and Luke from Ladies of London is the make up artist for the photoshoot

She literally says "I have never looked at a resume in my life" what?

I feel bad speculating about this, but there is something unusually 'Up' about her, even more than in ROHNY. I caught her licking her gums, and several nose wipes. Also she rearranges the furniture a lot and says something like 'you have to be detail oriented!' 😒

She gives the contestants a lecture about wearing proper business attire and then in the next scene changes into sparkly Richard Simmons-esque trackwear

In episode 2 the challenge is to do produce a photoshoot for Skinny girl shapewear and she insists on being in the shoot which doesn't make sense for the product

It's produced by Mark Burnett so clearly she wanted this to be The Apprentice for a female audience but once they shot it it was such a train wreck they had to make it more akin to Paris Hilton's new BFF

Overall it is very funny and messy and meta and great trash TV