Haven (band) Puns

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Has anybody here heard of the band 923 Megabytes?

Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/DatabaseSolid
📅︎ Dec 05 2021
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There's a new band out called The 640 MB

But they still haven't gotten a single gig.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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There's a band called 999 megabytes

They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/CrispyCream87
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Have you guys heard of this new band “1023 Megabytes”?

Probably not, they haven’t had any Gigs yet

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👤︎ u/Pasta-hobo
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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After practising for 5 years without getting a single booking, I suggested my son's band change their name to 1023mb

They still haven't got a gig, though.

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👤︎ u/CameronFuckedmyPig
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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Nerdy band joke I heard from a friend

"I just joined a band called 999 Megabytes...

we haven't done a gig yet!"

Note I realize a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes.. but I let it slide.

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👤︎ u/krayneeum
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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👤︎ u/The_Leo_1110
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Typical Dad

Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?

Me: Nope?

Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare
📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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A few he just rattled off...

What happens when you pour root beer in a square glass? You get beer.

There's a band called 1000 megabytes... They haven't had any gigs yet...

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👤︎ u/zoidburger00
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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I started a band called 999 megabytes

It’s going pretty well but we still haven’t gotten a gig

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Aug 11 2021
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes....

How’s is going so far?

Still haven’t gotten a gig!

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👤︎ u/groags
📅︎ Jul 13 2021
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Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?

No because they haven't had a gig yet

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👤︎ u/MxRisky
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/vjeats
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?

Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/djkress
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Bignate1213
📅︎ May 29 2018
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Have you heard to the band called 1023MB?

Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/mainbridge
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabyte

We still haven't gotten a gig.

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👤︎ u/tanakritt
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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There's a band called 1023MB...

They haven't hit any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/funbrand
📅︎ Jul 26 2015
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There's a band called 1023MB

They haven't had any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/Debocore
📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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Have you heard of a band called 1023MB?

That haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/weeb123xD
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I'm in a band called "1023 Megabytes"

We just haven't had a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/JonLuca
📅︎ Aug 07 2013
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I started a band called 999 megabytes

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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You heard of that new band 1023MB?

They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Gamer-Citrus
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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Did you hear about the new band 1023MB?

They're good but they haven't got a gig yet

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👤︎ u/Eater-of-Tacos
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you hear about the band called 999 Megabytes?

I thought not, they haven’t had their first gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Stormo9L
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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Did you hear about the band called 1023mb?

Probably not, they haven’t had a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/VladimirTheLadimir
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Have you heard of the band, "1023 Megabytes"?

No, because they haven't made it to a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/OmegaPiggi
📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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