I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
The other responded "Four shore!"
A Christmas stalking.
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
It’s created a real division in our home.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
It was a booby trap.
Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.
Her: Did you........make a pun?
Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?
Her: Never mind.
Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!
Her: You're a dork.
I told him that was just the tip of the iceberg
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
A hollow weenie costume.
... he asked me "Hey dad, how did those shoes get up there?". I sombrely explained to my son that sometimes, when shoes die and they ascend to heaven, the laces get caught up and they get stuck like that.
My Son: "Dad! Shoe's don't go to heaven!", Me: "Of course they do! They've got soles don't they!?"
It really helps with descent
The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"
Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"
The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."
Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"
...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."
I said, “I dunno it looks pretty heavy to me”
Me: "what's wrong with the name it has now?"
Took him a while to get it then he was pissed.
GF: Hey! The chicken is on the fence.
Me: On what topic?
A good friend of mine walked in and told me that he had to study for an algorithms final exam in the morning.
I responded that I heard that class wasn't very difficult, isn't that just a class where former presidential candidate Al Gore shows up and lays down some beats for a few minutes?
