Nothing but spam.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
“Don’t look down!” said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
Daughter: There's no way you can weigh yourself with it up there
Dad: Weigh myself? Hah! A was scaling the wall!
I'll go on ahead.
It’s created a real division in our home.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
It was a booby trap.
Art.
Kurt and Rod
A tattoo.
That's a huge red flag.
I told her she married a real panty dropper
One hat turns to the others and says, "you two wait here, I'm going on ahead".
Sore arms
GF: If you hang your cardigan like that you might put a hole in it!
ME: It actually already has a couple holes in it.
She starts frantically examining the cardigan for holes.
GF: Where?!
ME: Where my arms go through!
Nothing beats the groan of disapproval after successfully landing a dad joke.
It was his sun-screen
One said to the other "you go on a head, I'll hang right here."
One says to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head"
Daughter: There's no way you can weigh yourself with it up there
Dad: Weigh myself? Hah! A was scaling the wall!
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
