Have you ever been in MC Hammer's house?

It's horrible, you can't touch anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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How do builders party?

Nine Inch Nails, followed by Hammertime and some House music.

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GF decided not to answer me seriously

Saw in an ad that the first 24/7 Hardware store in Denmark is here.
Asked GF why on earth would you need a Hardware store to be open 24/7.
She replied "Cause you never know when it's hammertime!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arlaarlaarla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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