Hair wax Puns

A list of puns related to "Hair wax"

My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
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👤︎ u/1-sh
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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I’m starting slow on my waxing/hair removal business, and we only have female clients for the time being.

I don’t want to go nuts right away.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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How does the moon cut his hair.

Eclipse it

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👤︎ u/Zyzzyva42
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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waxed apples

I was asking my mum if the apples we bought were waxed or natural and she said this disgustingly horrible dadjoke "Well, you don't see any hair on them."

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👤︎ u/eeojee
📅︎ Nov 20 2013
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So I went to get a haircut...

Usually I have wax in my hair but was going to get a haircut so I hadn't put anything in it.

Me: Hey dad, I'm going to get my hair cut, do I just leave it like this? Dad: Nah, you should probably get some cut off it to be honest.

Classic.

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👤︎ u/Guelfbrah
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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My wife claims she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...

It's about to get ugly out there.

Stay safe.

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👤︎ u/Comfortable_Occasion
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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