Why do less marriages take place in winter
Because most of the brides get cold feet.
When you're unsure whether to open a store or a studio, so you compromise and open a
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
What did the German commander say to the ticking clock?
Ve haf vays and means of making you tock.
