What title do you suggest to the author of an incomplete book about Finland?

Finnish: The Book

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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
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A man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

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What did Kurt GΓΆdel's wife say to him on their anniversary?

You incomplete me.

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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.

I asked about it once and he said β€œI like to bill them later.”

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After failing the test on Pythagoras' Theorem, I wanted to die.

So Hypotenuse.

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Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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Before I met my wife, I felt incomplete.

Now I feel finished.

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I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

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β€œCake Day” karma grab attempt: there are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke, a rhetorical question and an incomplete..
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Went to pick something up for my friends 25th whilst in Canada but I could only find cards with incomplete slogans..

I’m sure he’d be okay with a card that said β€˜Happy Birthd’, eh?

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The mathematician finally solved the Unsolvable Subtraction Problem theorem. All the other mathematicians could carry on with their work because of it.

He really made a difference.

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Where are our desssssks
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I just picked up a used trampoline online! It's incomplete but I got it for free!

No springs attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Teaching my 11yo son the Pythagorean theorem today.

A plane takes off from an airport in a diagonal ascent for 8km. 5km from the liftoff point a passenger flushes a turd down the toilet. Right then a farmer with a pair if binoculars watching the plane from directly underneath the aircraft sees the turd jettisoned, and exclaims. That's a high pot in use!

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Dr Shrink Rom speaks (Zero Theorem pun) imgur.com/gallery/42MXI47
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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Do you know why I invest in incomplete kitchen utensil sets?

For the most part, they're whisk-free.

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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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It went from tri-weekly to try weakly.
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman580517
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

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'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.

I said, 'Sure.'

She sighed.

'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'

'Oh, you did?' I asked.

She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'

'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What do you call a square missing a side

An incomplete meal

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Pythagoras the explorer (long)

Everyone knows the Pythagorean theorem, but few people know that Pythagoras was an avid and accomplished explorer who visited the new world before the Vikings or Columbus ever laid eyes on the continent. On one of his early visits he encountered a village and happened upon a woman, heavily pregnant sitting on the hide of a bear. He asked her what she was doing and she told him that she wanted to give birth on the hide so that her child would have the strength of a bear when he was born. As he walked further into the main part of the village he saw another woman, again quite pregnant sitting on the hide of a deer. When asked she replied that she wanted her child to have the grace and agility of a deer. Seeing a trend he was taken aback when he saw a very pregnant woman sitting on the hide of a hippopotamus. Surprised both at the choice and at the existence of such a creature, he wondered what she must wish for her child, but she replied that there just weren’t any other hides available for her so she took what she could get.

Many years later when he returned to the same village, he encountered the first woman and asked about her child. Was he as strong as a bear? She pointed him out and sure enough, her son was busy ripping a stump out of the ground with his hands, as strong as a bear! Amazed, he sought out the second woman, who pointed out her son, running through a field at great speed, as graceful and agile as a deer! Intrigued to say the least, Pythagoras sought the third woman. She pointed out her son, and he didn’t believe his eyes - he was both as strong as a bear and as graceful as a deer; a mountain of a man with grace and poise.

He wrote in his now-famous travel journal his amazing discovery; that the sons of the squaws on the two smaller hides are equal to that of the squaw on the hippopotamus.

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What do snakes learn in math class?

The pythongorean theorem.

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There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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There are two kinds of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can Extrapolate on incomplete data...
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There are two types of people in this world.
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There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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There are two types of people in this world

Those who extrapolate on incomplete data

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There are two kinds of people

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There are two kinds of people in this world

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There are 2 types of people in this world:
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There are two types of people in this world.

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