Happy cake day Nick Gur- Oh... v.redd.it/myuo41hugci51
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Made gur cake.
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Made some Chester Buns (Gur cakes)
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Gur cake, as promised, with love from Canada
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Gur or Chester cake

Hello from Canada, I am going to make Gur cake this St Patrick Day and was hoping for a concensus.....raisins only, raisins and peel, or mixed dry fruit. Then the big question only bread or bread and cake? I haven't had it since I was very young(half a century ago) and there is no "family" recipe book so am I reaching out for some help.

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Eastern Arabia tea cake called Gurs Agailee v.redd.it/nda4sqfqa6y41
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Does anybody know where I could get tipsy cake or gur cake? ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Gur cake an old Dublin cake
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If you happen to cross Wellingtonbridge, Co Wexford donโ€™t miss grabbing these Gur/Chester cake pieces at the Wallaceโ€™s Costcutter!!!!
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What is an example of a traditional Irish desert?

Have a work thing next week, and we all have to bring a dessert from our own culture/tradition. What can I make? I donโ€™t live in Ireland and am the only Irish person on my team FWIW

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, โ€œwhat is your blood type?โ€

โ€œI am probably a type Oโ€ said the rabbit.

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PSA

๐Ÿšจ PSA ๐Ÿšจ we will start respecting neopronouns in this group. I have created a short list of the neopronouns already in this group. Please, be respectful!

ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/neself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself ne/nym/nis/nymself ne/nym/nir/nymself ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself ne/nym/nys/nymself nis/nim/nir/nimself nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form) nix/nix/nix/nixself no pronouns no/non/nonself ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself one/one/ones/oneself one/one/oneโ€™s/ones/oneself ons/oms/ors/omself ot/ot/ots/otself other/others/otherself ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself per/pers/perself phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself pic/pim/per/pers/pimself pur/purs/purself py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself q/qs/qself qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself qu/qu/qus/qus/quself quoi/quim quoi/quoir re/erm/rees/rees re/rei/res/reiself re/rem/rheir/remself re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself re/rhir/rhirself rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself say/sair/sairs/sairself se/hem/hes/hes/hemself se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself se/sim/ser/sers/simself se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself sei/seir/seirs/seirself self/selfs/selfself (or self) she/her/hers/herself she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people) shi/zir/zirs/zirself sho/sher/sherself sho/shomโ€™s/shomself shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself sie/hir/hem/hemself sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself sie/hir/hirs/hirself sie/mer/mers/merself sie/sier/siers/sierself swe/swes/sweself te/ter/tem/ters/temself tey/tem/ter/ters/temself thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself thee/har/har/hars/harself they/them/their/theirs/themself they/(theys/they's)/theyself thi/thim/thits/thimself this one/that one/that oneโ€™s/that oneโ€™s/that oneself thon/thom/thor/thomself thon/thon/thons/thonself thy/thym/thyr/thymself tre/trer/trem/tremself ty/tyr/tym/tymself tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself v/v/v's/v's vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself ve/vair ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself ve/ven/veen/vens/venself ve/ven/ver/vers/verself or venself ve/ver/veir/veirs/verself ve/ver/vers/verself ve/ver/vis/vis/verself ve/vir/virs/virself ve/vis/ver/verself ve/vis/vim/vimself ve/vis/vir/verself ver/ver/ver/vers/verself vi/v

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Iโ€™ve got this disease where I canโ€™t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman whoโ€™s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Geometry sucks
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Orion's belt
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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