Thank you, next
A thank you.....text.
Ariana PequeΓ±o
Rio Venti
Ariana Venti
Ariana is a Posh woman from London. She went shopping for expensive clothes, jewelery and met up with friends fior lunch. After a long day out she came home exhausted. Her husband asked "Ariana, how was your day" and she replied "Well love, it was a Grande thank you"
A Grandezvous
Ariana Venti
Ariana Venti.
I hear she's "big" in Mexico.
Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.
Baaaaaacon, Eggs
Baaaaaacon, Eggs
"I like her music a latte, but her sister, Ariana Venti, is going to be an even bigger hit."
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
It was a dead giveaway.
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I said βitβs all downhill from here!β
βThere was a schism in the chasm.β
Circuit Paul Dickhard
The chess-nut.
It was huge. People were lined up for blocks.
Let Me Think About It
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
A member of the McLaren team has tested positive for the carowner virus
It's hard to find organ donors.
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
They're 1,000 times funnier than regular dad jokes.
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
But a divorce is 10 grand
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
Dad: What's his name, Niki...?
Me: Lauda
Dad: WHAT'S HIS NAME, NIKI...?
Sometimes I'll say it first and this has been going on for about 20 years.
Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?
Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....
Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.
Pho Getaboutit
It was deep.
When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.
After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".
He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.
Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.
Highki
People were lined up for blocks
