My uncle laid this one down on my cousin while I was over for dinner

We were talking about ironic costumes to wear while skydiving. I wanted to dress up as a penguin since they are flightless and my cousin decided he wanted to be a toucan.

Cousin: "I'm pretty sure toucan's can't fly..." --googles it-- "Oh, apparently they can."

Uncle: "Well there's a reason they don't call it a toucan't!"

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