I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, βI heard a good joke today.β Second dog replies, βGo on then.β First dog continues, βKnock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the SpanishβAmerican War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
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︎ May 12 2020
Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint.
Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I tried to take my dog sailing, but he wouldn't go.
As it turns out, my dog has his own barque.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.
Youβve got to be kitten me.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Where do dogs go to buy used items?
At the PAWn shop
Alternatively: The FLEA market
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︎ Jun 25 2019
when your dad is a doctor - Dogs canβt go through MRIβs. But cat scan!
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Why did the dog go to college?
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︎ May 15 2019
Where did the vikings dogs go after their death ?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Where does a dog go to buy black market goods?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What did the nervous dog say when asked if he had to go to the bathroom in Manila?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What do cats and dogs do when theyβre watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?
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︎ May 22 2019
Dogs canβt go for an MRI
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︎ Aug 26 2019
After my very first visit to an authentic cowboy ranch, I had to go buy a wiener dog.
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Throwing a party with hot dogs and hamburgers? I will 100% go for the hot dog.
I relish the decision every time.
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︎ May 17 2018
People don't believe me when I tell them how far my dog will go to bring back sticks...
They think it's too far fetched, but he's a great retriever!
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Why are dogs afraid to go to space
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Why do dogsβ ears go down when they are running?
To increase their earodynamics.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
If I need more information, I go talk to a dog...
They always have details.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
Where does a Horse go when it gets sick? A fish? A duck? A bird? A wolf? A dog?
The horsepital. The weterinarian. The ducktor. The flychologist. The dentist. On your carpet usually.
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︎ May 14 2018
If a dogs tail falls off, where does it go to get a new one?
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︎ Jun 07 2018
Where do dogs go to school?
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︎ Dec 31 2017
Where can you go to find a dog with no legs?
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︎ Aug 03 2016
Why did the dog go to the bank?
He needed to make a dePAWsit.
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︎ May 23 2017
Where did the dog go to get over his Milkbone addiction?
To the treat-ment center.
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︎ Jan 17 2017
Got dad joked by 13 yr old girl foster kid....Where do dogs hate to go shopping?
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︎ Apr 29 2016
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, βI heard a good joke today.β Second dog replies, βGo on then.β First dog continues, βKnock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Where does the dog go after losing their tail?
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Where do you go if your dog loses it's tail?
Any re-tail store will do
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︎ Sep 12 2017
Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
When a dog lost itβs tail where does it go?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?
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︎ Mar 27 2017
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?
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︎ Nov 03 2016
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
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︎ Sep 25 2017
Where do dogs who lose their tail go?
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
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︎ Aug 11 2017
If all dogs go to heaven
Then do cats go to purr-gatory?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
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︎ Aug 03 2017
Where should a dog go when it has lost its tail?
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︎ Dec 04 2017
Where does the dog go when he loses his tail?
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︎ Apr 02 2016
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