Glass tube Puns

A list of puns related to "Glass tube"

My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?

Me: No. Why?

Him: To get the ketchup out.

Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/roonerspize
📅︎ Dec 13 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.