A list of puns related to "Giving In"
So I had to ask her to clean her glasses
Iβd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
No strings attached.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
He waited patiently.
For now, they're just cell mates.
So we did it squid pro quo
A nurse comes up to the first man and says, βCongratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!β
βThatβs funny...β the man said, βI work for Twin Peaks!β
Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, βCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!β
βThatβs funny...β the second man said, β I work for the 3M company!β
Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, βCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!β
βThatβs so funny...β said the third man, βI work at the Four Seasons Hotel!β
The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, βWhatβs wrong?β the other men ask.
βI work at Seven Eleven.β He replied.
Happy Fathers Day!
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
I guess you could say Remy is Linguiniβs voice of season
Because everyone is Taipei.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
An Oregon donor
All I'm saying is...a year or two after being kicked in the nads, I've never heard a guy say, "you know what! I think I'd like to be kicked in the nads again."
Eggs-hausted!
But Iβd have no balls
It stated that I was accused of "pi-rating"
There was no cents to that.
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