What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?
Why did Bilbo Baggins not want to give up the ring?
It was a force of hobbit.
what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
My lawn care guy had to give up mowing when his mower broke down.
I’ve decided to give up drinking and replace booze with mashed potato...
I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
I've been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
My farmer friend is moving, so he had to give up his horses for adoption.
They are now being raised in a stable environment.
I've had to give up my clock-eating hobby
Which ghost will never give you up?
I hear Trump has decided to give up golf...
He spent too much time in the bunker.
What do you call an antelope that never gives up?
Never gonna give this person’s spelling up
Rick Astley played ‘Never gonna give you up’ while rapidly moving downhill sideways
I busted my guitar up but I’ll give it to you for free.
Really. No strings attached.
If I had to give up one of my senses,
I'd give up my sense of humor
I was scheduled to teach a course in Origami, but then decided to give up.
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
Autocorrect screws up so much, I'm just fresh out of ducks to give.
Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?
Due to a liver problem, I was advised to give up alcohol.
So I now identify as M, I gave up the ale
Give up your hip workout.
Let's give it up for the folks fornicating at midnight
It's a great way to start the decade off with a bang.
I had to give up my habit of eating clocks
It was just too time consuming
Customer- "Give me your dryest wine you've got" Bartender- "Sure mate coming right up"
Why don’t vultures ever give up?
They just keep calm and carrion
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"
Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"
My old girlfriend came up to me and tried to give me a hug, but was shocked...
Ex-static to see me she was!
I used to work in a muffler shop, but I had to give it up...
because it was exhausting.
After years of trying I have decided to give up on my life long dream of becoming a world renowned spaghetti chef. It’s time to move on and stop living in ...
What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to a dinner party?
A man gives up his twin sons for adoption at birth.
Many years later the dad finds out one boy was adopted by a Mexican family and the other by a Muslim family.
The son from the Mexican family, Juan, reaches out to the dad as an adult and the two meet. They have a great time reconnecting and the dad finds out his other son is named Amal.
At the end of the day Juan asks his dad if he wants to meet his other son. The dad declines. Juan asks why and the dad says, “if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
I had to give up my vegetarian diet
Turns they’re a lot harder to catch than cows
I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower
It was burning a hole in my pocket
I think this year, I’m going to give my belly button up for lint.
Why wouldn’t the oyster give up her pearl?
What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to a dinner party?
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