Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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Did you know that Gimli is related to Chad Warden?

His cousin be Balin.

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Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gandalf walk into a bar

Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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My wife gave me the perfect set-up on early AM flight.

We were both pretty tired since we woke up at 3AM. When we get to our seats, I pulled out my e-reader. My wife looks at me and says "How can you read?"

"Well, I guess I would have to thank my parents for teaching me when I was a kid..."

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Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar

Gimli laughs and walks under it

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📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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LoTR Dad Joke

Legolas and Aragorn walk in to a bar. Gimli walks under it.

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