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Subliminal Puns

A list of puns related to "Subliminal"

What do you call a consciously imperceivable message travelling at 0.5c?

A subluminal subliminal.

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👤︎ u/josephwb
📅︎ May 02 2020
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I finally found out what causes random out of place boners

Subliminal thots

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👤︎ u/bob666bender
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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What do you want for breakfast?

This past weekend my wife and daughter were on th couch watching cartoons. I was in the kitchen and yelled,

"What do you guys want for breakfast."

My wife replied, "oh I don't know, whatever is easiest.... Omlette you decide."

This was followed by the sound of knee slapping, and her gasping for air laughing.

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👤︎ u/KungFooGrip
📅︎ Apr 26 2016
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The government is planning on sending citizens letters packed in dry ice.

It's a new form of subliminal messaging.

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👤︎ u/BearcatChemist
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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👤︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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