A pirate captain and his first mate were discussing....

... commissioning a new figurehead carving for their ship.

The first mate's suggestions were shot down one by one by the captain. A shark? An octopus? A giant squid? None were acceptable.

Finally, the first mate had a moment of revelation, "what about a mermaid with gigantic breasts?"

The captain agreed, "Yarrr, wooden tit be lovely."

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