I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenPenner
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My girlfriend mentioned her coworker went to Ghana today..

I responded: What's he Ghana do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karn09
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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Norway the Middle East Ghana stop this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trigology
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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I just recently got back from Ghana...

Dad: So are you Ghana go back?

Well played dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mofohmac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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During Germany vs. Ghana game when Ghana was up 2-1 late in the game.

"I guess they Ghana win now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pietya
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Ghana

Me: I work with a lady from Ghana. Dad: Is her name Reah?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/30milesofwhores
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I worry about this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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If it's safety dance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country

But i'm Ghana do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeclothmoney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Dad, can I go to East Africa?

I dunno, Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Why don't Africans eat at the restaurant?

Because they always Ghana order Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n06shiau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Are you Hungary [OC]

Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDragon98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpareDestruction
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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With the World Cup in Full Swing

I texted my 13 year old nephew about tonight USA v. Ghana game.

"Do you think we're Ghana win?"

"Are they ghana give us a chance?"

He was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameIdeas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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What my dad texted me when i said the US was gonna have a tough time in the world cup

Have faith! We are ghana win!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calmacil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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watching the USA world cup match

I wonder if the other team is ever Ghana score.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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