Where do mansplainers get their water?
Me and my jug of water get on well.
If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
They say kids in Africa don’t get any food or water.
I mean, you can’t really blame them Kenya.
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
When I get my electric bill, I'm always shocked. But when I see my water bill...
I really start to feel the pressure.
What do you get when you mix Miralax with holy water?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get...
The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.
I'm not good with crock pots.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have ........ a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
Imagine ordering a cup of H2O and all you get is water.
My friend couldn't afford his water bill last month. So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" Card.
My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
Why did the Man in galway get water 73.2 Km South?
He wanted some Clare water!
I asked my priest how he gets holy water.
He said it’s just regular water, he just boils the hell out of it.
What do you get when you poke at a bottle of water?
Tap water
r/jokes thought that this joke belongs here
A mouse walks up to a watering hole in the jungle and shouts, "Hippo! You get out of the water!"
The hippo gets out and the mouse says, "Fine, you can get back in!"
He shouts at the elephant, "Hey chubby! Get out the water!"
The elephant gets out and the mouse says, "Ok, you can get back in."
The mouse does this to a gorilla, giraffe and rhino as well.
Finally, the lion snaps and roars, "What's your problem mouse!?"
The mouse says, "I wanted to see which one of you stole my trunks!"
Where do square riverbeds get their water from?
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.
Dad: Waiter, my wife spilled her water! Waiter: No problem, sir. I’ll get you another one.
Dad: Great! Make sure the next one likes football.
Dad asked me to get him a glass of water
Me: yeah sure thing
Dad: hmmm it tastes really odd
Me: really, whats wrong with it?
Dad: ...its too watered down (then proceeded to laugh hysterically)
My girlfriend wanted me to get water
She asked if I could get some out of the fridge, there is a filtered pitcher and also a jug.
I told her I would take a pitcher, it would last longer.
My friends are digging a hole in the ground to get water out of.
So I sent them a 'Get well' card.
Me every time I walk up to someone's fridge to get ice from the dispenser, I purposely set it to water and yell....
...."I think your refrigerator is broken. This ice is coming out melted!"
Daddy, on your way home from work can you get some spring water?
Nope, until tomorrow they only have winter water
Where does a mansplainer get his water
From the "well, actually..."
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Where does a mansplainer get his water from?
Dad? How do you get water out of the ground?
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
How do you get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Where does a "mansplainer" get his water?
Where do you get water from?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
