Get Some In! Puns

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In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?

PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.

but it does give me paws.

Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."

After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"

Noone deserves to be happy forever

They’re free range archers now.

🎶"Give me three forks,

Give me three forks sweetie,

Give me three forks from the drawer.

Give me three forks,

Give me three forks baby,

And I won't ask you for four." 🎵

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

No one expects the Spanish ink sedition

I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!

Dad: It’s like that everywhere, son.

I work at a sewage treatment plant

I said I don't have too many loose screws.

She smiled.

The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.

The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.

Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.

“We played with each other’s peas!” The little one chimes in.

Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.

“We gathered peas, he meant.” Added the middle boy.

“Okay, and what did you have for breakfast?”

“Pea soup.”

“Lunch?”

“Pea soup.”

The boys started sniggering.

“What’s so funny? And what about dinner?”

“Nothing dad. We had pea soup too.”

“Well, that doesn’t seem like much. What did you do all evening?”

Bursting out laughing, they all said:

“Pee soup.”

I guess you could call it my minstrel period.

It was a barbie queue

Urine trouble

Now he's fuel injected.

Barbie queue

It's a real Roar-Shack test.

you'll catch subjuntctivitis...

Thanks to my SO for this one; she'll make a great dad.

Her: It's chilly.

Me: No, it's Philly!

Her: groan

Me: "Hey, is this coffee fresh?"

Dad: "Yeah, it just made a pass at me. Watch out."

As a fellow Dad, we both shared a laugh at his quick wit excellent joke crafting.

Brother: Hey look, the bus is due!

Me: Are you sure it isn't Christian?