She asked me "what's the rest of your week look like?"

I was proud of this one. She wasn't very impressed.
https://i.imgur.com/7335LGi.png

EDIT: I'm a dad, and I've found that these reactions come quicker and quicker the longer I've been a father. There's something to this dad joke thing... something in our genes.

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My 10 yo. daughter just hit me with this one.

Why is DNA never fashionable? It's always wearing the same genes.

Edit: I can't spell.

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