Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it is full of bugs.
I think my new gamer girl and I are made for eachother
We just click!
If the owner of reddit was a gamer,
the name of reddit would be "Reddit player one"
What do you call a Chinese gamer with a fast connection?
Lo Ping
What did one gamer say to the other in the bath?
Git gud scrub
Why did the old school french-spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?
Because he was all about the con ami code
Why would Hitler hate gamers?
Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft
What happens when gamers inhale ground pepper?
They'll SNES.
What do you call a really good Jewish gamer?
Ezekiel
What's the worst school for old school nostalgic gamers?
NYU LAN-gone
What kind of showers do gamers take?
Steam-y ones
Sorry if it has already been posted before
What type of horse does a 1337 gamer ride?
A pwny!
The daddest way to answer gamer hate mail.
After salty gamer loses to dad in game, salty gamer loses to dad in chat.
What's a gamer's favourite fish?
CoD
My gamer wife is a dad, apparently
Playing Diablo III with the missus.
Me: Man, I need more emeralds.
Her: If I could give you emeralds, I would give you lots of emeralds. I would give you so many emeralds, you could be Emerald Lagasse.
Me: ...
Her: BAM!
What happens if you sprinkle pepper on gamers?
They SNES.
