Why doesn’t the french army serve hors d'oeuvres?

They’re worried about a Crudités-ta.

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👤︎ u/pcar773
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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My brother and dad were talking about a story from work and my brother goes, "I just had major deja vu." My dad immediately perks up and says, "Major Deja Vu? Wasn't he in the French army?"
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👤︎ u/calctea
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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